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clean teeth will help you get the girl…..every time ( floss )

hey men

if you have not figured this out yet

let me help you

floss your teeth twice a day to win your girl

especially if you smoke

and

if you need a service to deliver floss every month

here you go

www.automatedman.com

and if you really need help

how about some bacon flavored dental floss ???

Archie McPhee’s bacon-flavored dental floss

bacon_floss.jpgArchie McPhee is now selling bacon-flavored waxed floss for only $4.95 per container. An excellent way to get that lovely bacon taste in your mouth again after brushing, but I prefer to use the fat-greased sinew of a freshly slaughtered sow first thing in the morning.

Bacon Floss [Archie McPhee via Nerd Approved via OhGizmo!]


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