Archie McPhee is now selling bacon-flavored waxed floss for only $4.95 per container. An excellent way to get that lovely bacon taste in your mouth again after brushing, but I prefer to use the fat-greased sinew of a freshly slaughtered sow first thing in the morning.
Bacon Floss [Archie McPhee via Nerd Approved via OhGizmo!]